As citações mais engraçadas do mundo da música - Liam Gallagher claro!
On the Beatles Vs God: "It's got to be being in the Beatles. When was the last time God made a decent record?"
On Victoria Beckham's literary aspirations: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book."
On La Roux: "No way, mate. She's got man hands."
On the Scissor Sisters: "Bright colours and fucking weirdos on stilts? I'm more entertaining than that shit."
On the Glastonbury 'spirit': "I fucking hate Glastonbury, mate. I'm only here for the money."
On Jack White: "The White Stripes? Fooking rubbish. School ties? At the age of 24? Fooking hell."
On ambition: "If I wasn't a musician I don't know. I'd be God, maybe? That would be a good job."
On his brother's sense of style: "Noel's got an old man vibe going on, our kid. Big woolly jumpers and cardigans... Terry Wogan, Val Doonican shit."
On Noel swapping personalities with Spongebob Squarepants: "I'd ask him for his autograph and a kiss and cuddle."
On his morning regime: "I'm up at 6am, me. I've got an alarm call and everything. It's like being in the fookin' army."
On his emotions: "I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a good-looking fuck you are.'"
On Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong: "Fuck right off. I'm not having him. I just don't like his head."
On pointy shoes: "You know them shoes that just come out at you like a fucking snooker cue?! It's like, 'Leave it out, man! You got a license for them bastards or what?'"
On Coldplay: "Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher. What's all that with writing messages about Free Trade? If he wants to write things down I'll give him a pen and a pad of paper. Bunch of students."
On being a sex symbol: "I'm into the girls fancying me, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me. I've got nothing against gays - as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever."
On Pete Doherty and Tom Chaplin: "Posh boys can't take drugs, man, they're lightweights. They have one little line, and they're in rehab".
On Robbie Williams: "He's a fucking drama queen. You make a crap album then want everyone to feel sorry for you. Tosser!"
On Keith Richards and George Harrison: "They're jealous and senile and not getting enough fucking meat pies."
On being a softie at heart: "I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way."
On Coldplay and Radiohead: "I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time."
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Artigo escrito porMariana RodriguesQuinta, 30 de Setembro de 2010 às 16:03 (23 comentários )